The Comedian (III) (2016)

Robert De Niro: Jackie Burke

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Quotes 

• Harmony Schiltz : My dad used to love your TV show. We've watched every episode.

  Jackie Burke : Always nice to meet a fan.

  Harmony Schiltz : Yeah. Well, we just had the one TV.

• Jackie Burke : She lost me when she said, We like to think.

• Jackie Burke : Once you can make a woman laugh then you can make her do anything, they say. I don't know if that's true.

• Jackie Burke : Seems very unusual though that a girl like you is not attached.

  Harmony Schiltz : I've been attached. It's just, never stuck.

• Mac Schiltz : You know, I'm a sucker for an honest man.

  Jackie Burke : And I'm a sucker for a girl that has daddy issues.

• Jimmie Walker : Small crowd, but they're very very lively.

  Jackie Burke : Well you know I could play... I could play to one person. Sometimes I play with myself.

• Mac Schiltz : I've been doing you in the bathroom and at parties for decades.

  Jackie Burke : Ah, you must have a better manager than I do.

• Jackie Burke : I just don't wanna be that guy George, that's all.

  Harmony Schiltz : What do you know about George?

  Jackie Burke : He's a piece of shit.

• Harmony Schiltz : Your were *absolutely* right to hit that guy in the face with the microphone.

  Jackie Burke : [nods]  Thanks.

  Harmony Schiltz : He deserved it. But my dad's an ex-con so, I don't know what kind of judge I am.

• Harmony Schiltz : You're not gonna spend the night.

  Jackie Burke : I'm not?

  Harmony Schiltz : No.

  Jackie Burke : What am I supposed to do, leave my dick here and pick it up in the morning?

  [Harmony chuckles and kisses Jackie] 

• Jackie Burke : Oh, she hates me.

  James Berkowitz : No, she doesn't hate you.

  Jackie Burke : She doesn't?

  James Berkowitz : Yeah... I was fucking with you. Of course she hates you.