Will Ryder (of porn spoof fame) does a terrible job with this throwback comedy that insults the viewer. Imagine the sophomoric humor of '60s softcore nudie/cuties with the silliness of '90s VHS rental porn.
Ryder's script concerns battle over control of a fashion house after its owner (James Bartholet) kicks the bucket. Humor at his funeral is really awful, especially with Tommy Pistol's amateurish overacting and slapstick worthy of a Razzie award.
Kat Dior and Madi Meadows are the sexy ladies with controlling interests in the firm, who ultimately have a hot lesbian scene way too late to save this turkey. Though ostensibly about fashion modeling, that aspect is woefully lacking in the movie.
The attractive femme cast is wasted, as is the visual potential of the "Immoral Proposal" mansion as shooting location. Ryder's direction of sex scenes is deficient, notably in a blow-job-only segment starring Aliya Brynn, a petite starlet miscast as a model.
She sucks and slobbers away for 10 minutes, until silent stud Flynt Dominick fakes the money shot -grunting as he pretends to cum invisibly on her kisser, with Brynn pretending that her accumulated saliva on face and torso is spunk. Hey Will -back in the '70s they at least tried to fake these cum shots by having the lady dribble cream from her mouth -remember?
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