Lesbian House Hunters Part 6

IMDb doesn't tag this 6th edition of Girlfriends Films' popular series with head honcho Dan O'Connell as director, but it hardly matters, as the overwrought saga is pretty much left to the actresses' devices. Some vignettes work and some don't, but it's not a complete loss.

Opening segment is typical of the series, as realtors Prinzzess and Lux Kassidy give tenant Darla Crane a hard time for being behind in rent and hardly working. It was fun at first to see Crane, iconic star of many a dominatrix fetish video (and even playing Bettie Page in a pair of forgotten biopics) as the whimpering, helpless femme for a change, but the scene is so boring and one-note that a viewer may be forgiven for getting antsy and yelling "Let's get on with the sex already!" at the screen.

Typical of these unscripted features in which the cast wings it, the scene makes no sense, as ultimately mean young Kassidy changes her mind and rather than forcing Crane to have sex with her she forces her to make love to Crane's cute roommate Allie Haze. That makes for maximum contrast (big women vs. little Allie) and the following scene is merely Kassidy generically humping with Prinzzess afterward.

Next unrelated vignette is even clumsier, as Elexis Monroe visits Dia Zerva to resolve an issue: Elexis' sister made a hefty deposit to buy Dia's home but circumstances have changed and the deal is falling through. Zerva recites tons of dialog with facts about dealing in real estate that I found utterly boring, all as a pretext to finagling superstar Elexis into making love to her.

Finale is the "saver" for this 3-hour opus, also unrelated to what's gone before, as we have a mature match-up of big-butt Phoenix Marie and Brenda James that is not very interesting but well-performed, and reprises use of a strap-on-dildo, gimmick previously wielded by Allie in her sex scene.

What saved this vignette is the surprise appearance of uncredited Hall of Famer Veronica Hart, playing Brenda's lesbian lover. Though her role is brief, Veronica steals the show, ultimately reverting to the usual lick, finger and trib action by the principals.