Robot & Frank (2012)

Peter Sarsgaard: Robot

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Quotes 

• Robot : Frank, that cereal is for children. Enjoy this grapefruit.

  Frank : *You're* for children, stupid.

• Robot : Warning. Do not molest me.

• Robot : Hello, Frank. It is a pleasure to meet you.

  Frank : How do you know?

• Frank : Can't you just erase the bad parts?

  Robot : My memory is a holographic array. If I lost half of it I'd still have every memory, just in half the resolution.

• Robot : After you wipe my memory things can go back to normal and you can continue planning your next job.

  Frank : What did you say?

  Robot : Remember Frank, your next job. You deal in diamonds and jewels, the most value by the ounce. It's not too late, Frank. Don't give up. Lifting that high-end stuff, no one gets hurt. Except those insurance company crooks.

• Jennifer : [Addressing robots]  Are you two enjoying the party?

  "Mr. Darcy," robotic 'Assistant Librarian' : [Synthesized speech]  I'm functioning normally.

  Robot : As am I.

  Frank : [Addressing robots]  Why don't you... mingle, together?

  "Mr. Darcy," robotic 'Assistant Librarian' : [Synthesized speech]  I have no functions or tasks that require a verbal interaction with the VGC 60 L.

  Jennifer : Mr. Darcy, that is so rude.

• Frank : Why are you wearing a space helmet?

  Robot : Frank, we need to leave.

• Robot : Self-destruct sequence initialized.

• Frank : You're starting to grow on me.

  Robot : Thank you, Frank. It's time for your enema.