Alienoid

Probably the worst screenplay, editing and directing I've seen in such an eye-candy filled movie. Feels like one screenplay from every genre was shredded and randomly pieced together.

The story lacked continuity, cohesion and most of the attempt at humor was infantile. Even some of the dialog was questionable. Writer and director Dong-hoon Choi failed in giving us a story that made much sense, and instead convoluted almost two and a half hours of story-telling with ridiculous timelines that were riddled with plot and technical issues, and lazy filler with very little substance to the story.

I could edit/cut this down to a 90 min film and even give it a proper ending, and I'd enjoy it more, and I'm not a filmmaker. If it wasn't for the amazing visual effects and decent performances, I would've turned this off after the first time-line jump. I lost interest during every change in timeline because the story kept getting sloppier and lazier.

What's worse, is that after the long dragged out 142 min runtime, there was no reward in the end; we'll probably have to sit through another convoluted 142 mins mess of a story in Part 2, and I'm not willing to make that investment. It's a generous 6/10 from me, mostly all for the visuals effects and decent performances.

I was rather enjoying it although it's a bit too long. It has decent effects, the Asian over the top acting, nice fight choreography, soundtrack is decent. It kinda resembles Kung Fu Hustle in a way, you'll know what I mean if you've seen it. There's plenty of action, but maybe a tad bit too plenty. It was going OK, I was enjoying it, and then when I started to get bored it turned out it ends in a cliffhanger without actual resolution to the story. I really don't have any will to watch two more hours of this. There was plenty of time to finish the story here, instead of twisting and turning it inside out.

I am usually not a fan of these kind of fantasy movies. This movie combines all sorts of genres, but it does it in a quite entertaining and creative way.

The story: alien monsters invading the earth must be fought. Lots (LOTS) of fighting follows...

The good: there are some pretty spectacular action scenes in the middle part of this movie, around 1 hour into the movie.

The bad: this movie lasts (WAY) too long. Almost 2 and a half hour and most of it is talking scenes, which isnt terrible, but there is simply too much different characters talking to each other. I lost count.

More bad: the story is all over the place, which isnt terrible, but doesnt help either in understanding who is fighting who and for what reason.

In the end this is quite an entertaining spectacle, with some flaws though...

Messy but entertaining Korean hybrid-genre from Choi Dong-hoon. Took a while to understand its concept and get to know a lot of characters. Star-studded cast crafted a deft mix of high-octane action and character-driven comedy to kept us all on hold for part two.

If you haven't yet seen 'Alienoid' here's a word of advice: rather watch it when you're able to watch Part 2 as well. I didn't realize this was Part 1 of 2 and was very disappointed by the abrupt ending until I noticed 'TO BE CONTINUED'. Had I known that, I would have waited for Part 2 to be available as well so I could watch them back to back. With such a complex storyline and so many characters, you're bound to forget something - or someone - by the time Part 2 arrives.

As I said, this is a complex story. It is set in three different timelines and the film constantly intercuts between these timelines. There are also different characters with different storylines. The only characters who appear in all the timelines are Guard and Thunder, humanoid robots who manages and escorts alien prisoners.

So, what's the story about? Aliens lock up their criminals in human bodies (the brain to be exact), but sometimes these alien criminals can escape for a moment. It is Guard and Thunder's duty to capture and secure these criminals. Their power source is the Divine Blade. When a young mother dies during such a process in the year 1380 A. D., she begs them to take her baby with them. Guard refuses, but Thunder takes the baby without Guard's knowledge.

The film jumps ahead in time and we learn Guard raised the child, Yian, as his own. But now, at the age where she is smart enough to figure things out, Yian realizes Guard is not her father and might be an alien. Her suspicions are soon confirmed, but when she witnesses humans being implanted by aliens, she has to rely on Guard to protect her.

When the leader of the rebellion, called The Controller, is implanted in Detective Moon's brain, and escapes, it causes chaos and destruction and its up to Guard and Thunder to save the day. There's plenty of action and the scene where a car is chased by a space ship is mind blowing!! I have quite honestly never seen anything like it. The visuals are astounding! It looks like a big budget Hollywood superhero movie.

Although the film offers plenty of action and excitement I have several issues with the film. There are way too many characters and too many subplots. This is a very confusing story and difficult to keep track of all the characters and their stories. There's also too much unnecessary humour taking up too much screen time. This significantly slows down the action and could - and should - have been trimmed. With so much going on in one film I found my mind wandering. Several scenes in the film were so similar to 'Woochi: The Demon Slayer' that they seemed copied.

If you're not used to watching subtitled movies, I fear you will be completely lost trying to read AND follow and understand the film. I've seen hundreds of subtitled movies and reading subs has pretty much become second nature for me, but even so, 'Alienoid' was difficult to follow. I'm not sure I can recommend this.