Bree Mills' Fantasy Massage porn was never artistic, but this set of 3 vignettes on DVD is about as creative as robots assembling cars in some modern automobile plant.
Two of the scenes use the crummy "bathroom" set (brick wall and sink/cabinet) recently used for so many Adult TIme massage porn shoots, with insipid, nearly all-sex content. MILF Crystal Taylor gives Tyler Nixon a rub-down without any story set-up, merely claiming an old arm injury to suggest they try body-to-body Nuru massage. Gus Delario/Bryn Pryor sort of directed.
He also helmed the stupid title scene, in which horny young masseuses have lesbian sex, caught in the act by their mean boss Ryan McLane, who ends up in a mechanical threesome with them. Only Kiarra Kai's fabulous dark nipples give the vignette a bit of oomph. Casting seems mindless, as we have alliteration and alphabetical casting: Kiarra Kai and Khloe Kapri!
In-joke fails in the other segment, also about a boss, but an absent one named "Joanna", in honor of Joanna Angel directing (but not acting). Her lesbian wife Adira Allure feels neglected, and complains to Joanna's employee Lucas Frost, over for a visit. Then she ludicrously flirts with and seduces Frost, latter obviously reluctant since he likely will get in trouble. Both of them are cheating on their spouses, as she ridiculously tries out Nuru on Frost after having taken a massage therapy course in her spare time. Some might find Adira alluring, but count me out. And Frost is as wooden as ever.
Talk about insulting content -all to provide a few minutes of generic XXX humping.
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