Starship (2011)

Lauren Lopez: Bugette Bugington, Taz, Ensemble

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Quotes 

• Taz : Up is the toughest son of a bitch I ever met in my life! He eats eagles for breakfast! He sleep on a bed a fire! And when Up cuts an onion - the *onion* is the one who cry!

• Taz : Do you remember when we met at my quinceañera and you saved me from those killer robots who tried to string me up like a piñata and smash me open so they could eat my guts?

  Up : I destroyed them.

  Taz : That was tough. Or that time that those bullies were picking on me because I so little and I like to read and I got on your back and we chased them into the dumpster and they act like a bunch of chickens? That was tough! Or that time you taught me calculus?

  [pause] 

  Taz : Calculus was tough!

• Taz : Get your zappers. Set them to pew.

• Taz : You listen to me now, you little fart! Up is the toughest son of a bitch I ever met in my life!

  Krayonder : You stabbed me!

• Taz : And now we dance.

• Tootsie : I know how you feel, sometimes I don't feel very much like a man on account of

  [starts yelling] 

  Tootsie : I never made love to a woman or nothing!

  Taz , Specs : Shhhh!

  Tootsie : Don't get me wrong, I once had a flirtatious relationship with a stack of hay, but that was kinda strange 'cause

  [getting louder] 

  Tootsie : that stack of hay was my cousin!