Thomas Middleditch: Harold
Photos
Quotes
-
George Beard : When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command.
George Beard , Harold Hutchins : You are now the greatest superhero of all time, the amazing Captain Underpants!
Mr. Krupp : [as Captain Underpants] Tra-La-Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
-
Mr. Krupp : This mornings school-sign is supposed to read "Sewage plant field trips are today", so can either of you explain why it now reads...
[pulls down curtain]
Mr. Krupp : "COME SEE MY HAIRY ARMPITS"? I know you two are responsible!
George Beard : How, how do you know, do you have any proof?
Mr. Krupp : Ever since you've attended this elementary school you've been responsible for one prank after another.
[montage of pranks plays]
George Beard : ...Wow, that's a lot of pranks.
Harold Hutchins : When it's cut together like that, you really get a sense of the scope.
George Beard : Some of those must have been really hard to pull off.
Harold Hutchins : Like that tiger!
George Beard : Yeah, that tiger was crazy.
Mr. Krupp : [screaming] Aaaaaahh!
-
Harold Hutchins : Separate classes lead to separate lives, which inevitably leads to robots.
George Beard : Wait, what? Why are there robots at the mall?
Harold Hutchins : Cuz it's the future. The future always has robots.
George Beard : Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why are the robots shooting other robots? Aren't they supposed to be friends?
Harold Hutchins : I don't know! I'm the artist, you're the writer! That's why we need each other!
-
Harold Hutchins : Is it okay that I'm kinda loving this?
George Beard : Yes and no. But mostly yes.
-
Harold Hutchins : Captain Underpants... is that really you?
Captain Underpants : Let's see: Underpants? Check. Captain? Also check. I'm pretty sure I'm Captain Underpants!
-
George Beard : Euww! They like each other!
Harold Hutchins : No, George: I think it's much worse: they 'like, like' each other.
George Beard : What ya'd talking about? Girls don't 'like, like' adults.
Harold Hutchins : Well, you probably haven't seen: your parents are married; but in my studies, 'like, liking' seems to end in marriage.
George Beard : Oh.
