Frank Oz credited as playing...
Subconscious Guard Dave
- Subconscious Guard Frank: My hat feels loose.
- Subconscious Guard Dave: L, let me see.
- Subconscious Guard Frank: You got my hat? or, or is that your hat?
- Subconscious Guard Dave: Yeah, It's my hat.
- Subconscious Guard Frank: You sure? I don't know, look in the label.
- Subconscious Guard Dave: Yeah it says "My hat".
- Subconscious Guard Frank: Wait, it, it says "My hat"?
- Subconscious Guard Dave: "My hat" it says.
- Subconscious Guard Frank: That's what I wrote in my hat.
- Subconscious Guard Dave: What are you talking about?
- Subconscious Guard Frank: You've got my hat on.
- Subconscious Guard Dave: Okay, but it's my handwriting.
- Subconscious Guard Dave: [a few minutes go by inside the room where they keep Riley's darkest fears] Okay, but, it's my handwriting.
- Subconscious Guard Frank: No it isn't. That's my handwrit... I wrote that!
- Subconscious Guard Dave: No, but this one's my handwriting.