Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader (2012)

Treat Williams: Mr. Gray

Quotes 

• Mr. Gray : You're beautiful, Doc. I love ya! Zem-Chem's gonna piss fireworks!

• Mr. Gray : These middle-aged broads come out of facelift surgery and their throats still look like my Uncle Bob's scrotum!

• Mr. Gray : Ladies and gentlemen, how do you like your hookers?

• Kyle : ReNew is actually morphing chromosomes. It's aiding replication so that only the healthiest cells undergo mitosis.

  Cassie Stratford : In other words, it turns ugly - into cute.

  Mr. Gray : I have one question. Will it work on titties?

• Mr. Gray : Cassie has not threatened anybody.

  Dr. Higgs : Oh, really?

  Mr. Gray : Yeah!

  Dr. Higgs : Really? A 50 foot cheerleader with a super human strength isn't a threat?

• Mr. Gray : Listen, you eggheaded pussy, there is no right or wrong. Just - profit and loss. And right now, your freaky cheerleader has profit written all over - her perfect, gigantic ass.

• Mr. Gray : Tough luck, kid. By now her vagina is a frickin' echo chamber. You're just gonna be yodeling in the canyon. Yodel-Lay-Hee-Hoo!

• Kyle : I'm calling the FDA or something.

  Mr. Gray : Why don't you set your phone to: shut the fuck up!

• Mr. Gray : You better believe it, buster! Because its simple and logical and most people are frickin' morons.

• Cassie Stratford : I will not be Zem-Chem's science experiment.

  Mr. Gray : Well, you should have thought of that before you injected company property up your ass!

• Mr. Gray : Okay, boys. Let's bag this big bad Barbie up!