Sasha Jackson: Jett
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Quotes
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Jett : What's up, big mama?
Cassie Stratford : Nothing much. Just growing into a gigantic mutant. You?
Jett : Better than you.
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Ryan : [races out of Jett's dorm room in his underwear] No! No-no! No! Crazy bitch. Get away from me!
Jett : [waving a large cucumber] It's organic!
Ryan : No!
Jett : I was gonna lube it up first.
Ryan : No! You're fucking crazy! Get away from me!
Jett : Man. Oh, hey Cass. Hungry?
Cassie Stratford : I'll pass.
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Jett : Cassie, this ReNew stuff turned you into a Barbie overnight.
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Jett : No chance in hell, jerk offs! Just keep movin'.
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Jett : He was kinda cute in his nerdy puppy kind of way.
Cassie Stratford : You noticed that too, huh?
Jett : Yeah. It's a shame you'd have to go spelunking to have sex with you though.
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Cassie Stratford : It's like life is taking a steaming pee on my birthday cake.
Jett : Would ice cream help?
Cassie Stratford : Twenty gallons. Mint chocolate chip.
