Quotes (9)

Pearl: Muscle shirts are for muscles!

Tammy: That's not chicken. I don't know what it is, but it's not bird.

Keith Morgan: I can promise you that's 110% bird.

Tammy: Bird doesn't come out of a squeezy tube!

Keith Morgan: Tammy, do you know how I got to where I am?

Tammy: Sucking dick and kissing ass?

Tammy: What's Brookview?

Pearl: An old folks home; like a prison for old people.

Pearl: I watched Neil Armstrong walk on the moon.

Tammy: On his bike?

Pearl: That's Lance.

Tammy: It's - I don't care which brother it is.

Tammy: [angrily] I do blame you. I blame you for shoving me out of a hotel room last night and letting me sleep outside like a dog. I blame you 'cause you're already on your second bloody Mary. It's not even 10:00 A.M.

Pearl: This is vegetables.

Tammy: [voice breaks] I blame you for packing up your shit and making me come home from school when I was ten years old and finding an empty fucking room. That's what I blame you for. You know how shitty that was for a little kid? You left me all alone.

Pearl: Well, you weren't alone. Your parents were there.

Tammy: It's not the same thing. You were my best friend and you just left me. I'm probably gonna need a tetanus shot 'cause I got nipped by a raccoon last night.

Tammy: Hey, don't swear in front of my grandma, you piece of shit!

Tammy: And I'm suing you, bitch!

Missi: For what?

Tammy: You... for being an asshole! That's what I'm suing you for.

Tammy: Once I got fingered by Boz Scaggs.

Pearl: Oh, Tammy.

Tammy: No, it's okay. It turns out it wasn't Boz Scaggs.