Rachel Silver: When the last shot is fired in the last war, that will be the last war crime.

Dick Cheney: I say we make him do the fish dance.

Female Interrogator: Have it your way, towel head. How about a towel for your face, a great big wet towel?

David Addington: Maybe we could call it compassionate torture.

Bob Angle: I don't care what you tell that fat wet back, as long as it's not the truth. Otherwise I'm gonna nail you to the wall so hard it's gonna make the Crucifixion feel like a couple of pin pricks.