Cindy
Wanda / Ghost of Christmas Future
Marge
Bob
Rat Tail Randy
Mr. Wink
Barbara Belnap
Pam
Car Salesman
Constantine / Ghost of Christmas Present
Ross (as Meat Loaf Aday)
Wayne
Harley
Ghost of Christmas Past
Skoal
Party Kid
Stock Girl
Santa Claus
Twinkie
Tim
Brandy
Young Cindy
Video VJ
Amanda Jones
Young Bob
Bully Johnny
Bully Biff
Stage Hand
Funeral Director
Doris
Paintball Announcer
Jake Marley
Kid Playing Scrooge (as Rhiannon Wryn)
Lady Who Wants Hair Done
Kid Playing Jake Marley (as Alex Dean)
Future Harley
Old Lady (as Patricia McNeely)
Music Video Girl
Music Video Girl (as Ramona McGowan)
Music Video Girl (as Jessica Steiglitz)
Trailer park resident (uncredited)
Trailer Park Resident (uncredited)
Soldier (uncredited)
Credit Girl (uncredited)
Twinkie's Friend (uncredited)
Mary (uncredited)
Prison Guard (uncredited)