Peter Dinklage credited as playing...
Eddie
- Ludlow Lamonsoff: [Surrenders to Lady Lisa] You win, I'm not gonna fight you anymore. Ok, I know that you have love in your heart and I know that I could make you happy but if you need to kill me, you're just gonna have to go ahead and kill me. At least I can die a happy man knowing that I found true love.
- [Lady Lisa drops her swords, Ludlow stands up and they kiss passionately]
- Eddie Plant: And I couldn't even get a handshake from Serena Williams!
- Eddie Plant: [Talking about Q-Bert] Can I kill it?
- Sam Brenner: You can't kill Q-Bert! You gotta talk to it, get to know it better. Then kill it!
- Eddie Plant: I made your game my bitch!
- Professor Iwatani: What is ... "bitch"?
- Sam Brenner: Don't worry 'bout it. He's a criminal
- Eddie Plant: Let's hit it!
- [a chase begins in their cars as ghosts as Pac-Man moves around the city]
- Sam Brenner: Pac-Man's faster than I remember.
- Eddie Plant: Pac-Man's always been faster than the ghost. We're gonna have to outmaneuver.
- [the chase continues until they got Pac-Man cornered]
- Ludlow Lamonsoff: We got him! He's got nowhere to go!
- [Pac-Man moves and eats a power pellet, causing the cars as ghosts to turn deep blue]
- Sam Brenner: Oh, god, no!
- Eddie Plant: Pac Man? Boom! That's my jam. Let's get us some light cannons and blow this sucker back to whatever planet it came from.
- Ludlow Lamonsoff: No, no light cannons don't kill Pac Mac. Those... those little ghosts do.
- Eddie Plant: Boom! Let's get us some little ghosts.