The Angry Video Game Nerd
Cooper
Mandi
Bernie Cockburn
General Dark Onward
McButter
Dr. Louis Zandor
Mr. Swann
Young Fan
Andre Meadows
Bartender
Barcade Babe
Cooper's Mom / Main Gambler
Nerd (Age 3)
Excavation Team / Extra (as Sasan Amirgholizadeh)
Excavation Team Leader
Excavation Team (as Tommy S Manfredi)
Lead MIB Agent
Soldier #1
Solider #2
Glass Pane Man #1 (as John Lee Brody)
Glass Pane Man #2
Young Zandor
Scientist (Flashback)
Scientist (Flashback) / Robot
Young Howard
Sergeant L. J. Ng
Engineer (as Frank Balzer)
Engineer
TV Reporter
Stacie McBiddle
Grand Canyon Tourist
Grand Canyon Tourist / Extra
Hippie Girl (as Suzie Grand Pre)
Hippie Girl
Keith Apicary
Guitar Guy
Mike Matei
Disappointed Gamer #1
Disappointed Gamer #2
Howard Scott Warshaw
Area 51 Watchman
Area 51 Soldier / Extra
Area 51 Soldier
Area 51 Soldier (as Billy R. Smith)
Surgeon / Extra (as Alice Toohey)
Surgeon / Extra (as Sean Toohey)
FBI Guy
Scientist
Alien (voice)
Tupac
Elvis
MJ
Death Mwauthzyx
Las Vegas Woman
Las Vegas Man
Priest
Groom (as Robert Savage)
Bride
Gambler
Gambler (as Francois Vieux)
Couch Gamer
Doug Walker
Lloyd Kaufman
Pothead
Old Lady (scenes deleted)
Hot Chick (scenes deleted)
(as Roger Anthony Kosteck)
Nerd Protester
Men in Black
(as Mike Cygan)
(as Joey Desena)
(as Vincent Ferrer Viti IV)
Red Bowtie Nerd (as Nicolas Fragoso)
Nightmare Zombie
(as Lou H Chung)
Prostitute
Nightmare Zombie / Game Store Patron
(as Adam Kennedy)
(as Josh Kraft)
(as Jeffrey Kubach)
(as Draven L.)
(as Anna Lawson)
(as Brock Lowstetter)
(as 'Nathan Morris')
Nerd Protestor (as Eric Patton)
(as Grover Richardson III)
Screamin' Lee
Soldier
(as Christian Stoic)
Military Officer (as a different name)
Justin Carmical
AVGN Webcam Fan
AVGN Webcam Fan (as Alex Decourville)
AVGN Webcam Fan (as The Russian Bastard)
AVGN Webcam Fan (as Gustavo Vasconcelos)
Laughing Fan
Bradley
(as Gregory M. Johnson)
Death mwyauthyx
Howard Nixon
Farmers Market Worker (uncredited)
Female Rep (uncredited)
Angry Mob Member (uncredited)
Zombie (uncredited)
Nerd Protestor (uncredited)
Screamin' Susie (uncredited)