The Angry Video Game Nerd: Even my dreams are low budget.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: You ever see me play Top Gun? Not a pretty sight.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Oh for the love of Pong, one hoax at a time.
Dr. Zandor: Only a gamer would jump at nothing to find a hidden block. But something tells me you're not just some gamer, but thee gamer.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Cooper. If you want to be a nerd like me, you gotta make some unique sacrifices. No physical fitness, no social popularity and most important, no girls!
General Dark Onward: Where did all these fucking boxes come from?
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I have to save the fans.