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  • Scarecrow-883 November 2013
    Warning: Spoilers
    What I have always found amusing about softcore movies are the "spontaneous coupling": that is guys and girls just hook up at the spur of the moment, afterward to go on to other sexual relations. That's the point of these sexual fantasy films where characters encounter each other, with the eventual lustful urges soon encouraged and embraced. One girl or guy offers a listening ear in regards to a souring/sobering relationship on the decline, with the conversation soon concluding in a sudden shagging.

    Two of my favorite softcore performers are in Naughty Reunion: Erika Jordan and Jayden Cole. Jayden is a refreshingly full figured woman (no, she's not a "piggy", just not one of those malnourished types), but I prefer her with women (she just seems more comfortable and relaxed, while her work with men seem less inspired), and, odd enough, she hardly ever performs with them in softcore film. Erika is blond here, and while I think she is a really ravishing dark-haired beauty, her presence in Naughty Reunion is nonetheless smoldering. While Jayden's breasts have obviously been "surgically enhanced", I don't think her body has ever looked quite so desirable.

    The plot is of the "swapping couples" variety where characters "do the rounds" screwing each other after minutes of conversation. It doesn't take much dialogue, it seems, between various men and women (depending upon who is talking in each scene) to convince "commence sexual act". The basics of what revolves around the sex is a reunion of classmates at a mansion, with the guys and girls taking turns with each other (basically every guy screws every girl before the film is over). There's some nasty banter between a few of them (Jax (Dale DeBone) has a bone of contention with Marley (Jayden Cole) due to her thumbing her nose at him in school; this tension lasts until the two finally shag each other at the end), and a level of bitchery (Kelly (Melessia Hayden) likes to offer snide comments to all, but she doesn't mind shedding her clothes for the guys when alone with them), with the usual longing of some of the guys who try hard to impress the girls. The rest is hookups. By film's end, certain potential couples might emerge, but not before sampling the menu. The dialogue and performances are excremental, but are you watching this piffle for them? Besides Cole and Jordan, I wasn't that particular towards the rest of the cast. My eyes were all on them whenever they appear. Jordan immediately (however ridiculous; she has him walk her to her room and after a little discussion offers her body to him!) seduces Dale (Gino Santos), who, I'm guessing, felt sorry for him after he felt he ruined things with Kelly. Chester (Ryan McLane), and his towel company advertisements and muscles, gets plenty of action as well.
  • No pun intended - and I am quite certain that most will have the same sentiment! On the other hand, maybe that does happen a lot in America ... ok I am kidding of course. I had no idea what this would be when I saw this at a streaming service. Looked like a comedy ... and in a sense it is. But it also is a softcore erotic movie. There is a lot of nudity in it - it doesn't seem to have two versions ... so there is only one uncut version and none with more ... hard hitting stuff in it (no pun intended).

    That all being said, the movie jumps from one scene to the other. I skipped the love making, which took quite a chunk out of the movie. Apart from the fact I already mentioned (I just was at a class reunion a few months ago, not even close to what is happening here, I reckon we weren't naughty enough), everyone in this seems to be horny all the time ... if by the end of it, you don't remember who was supposed to be with who ... well that was not the goal of the movie anyway ...