Episode list

DM Murph briefly talks about the setting for the campaign, then joins Emily, Jake, and Caldwell to chat about their characters! Get to know Moonshine Cybin -- a backwoods elf druid who had to leave her home, the ol' crick, cuz "something ain't right." Marvel at the athletic prowess of Hardwon Surefoot -- a human fighter raised by dwarves in a dwarphanage. Tussle the hair of Beverly Toegold the Fifth -- a halfling boy scout and member of the Green Teens Junior Paladin Association!

Hardwon, Moonshine and Beverly arrive in the small fishing village Moonstone and meet Scoutmaster Denny - a halfling coward with some terrible news. The crew answers the call of adventure but gets tripped up by some barbarian bullies.

The party deals with the aftermath of their brutal bar fight with the barbarians, then heads off into the swamp to save the Green Teens. Beverly tries to salvage the Jamboreen, Hardwon is increasingly annoyed by the antics of Scoutmaster Denny ("a craven man"), Moonshine falls in love with another druid, and PawPaw hates his leash.

Our almost-heroes continue their search for the missing Green Teens in the bog! Beverly makes use of his ropes AND mating call badge, Hardwon gets bark rash, and Moonshine debuts the fungal kiss of death. Listen to the end for shoutouts for our new reviewers!

The almost-heroes come face-to-face with the Bullywug king himself, then find themselves trailing an even greater enemy! Hardwon bravely runs away ("because it's smart and not because it's cowardly"), Moonshine gets her stealth on ("like Catherine Zeta-Jones in Entrapment"), and Beverly attempts to channel Steve Irwin.

Can the almost-heroes (aka the "band of boobs") save the Green Teens before they're ritualistically sacrificed? ...Maybe! The party splits up to sneak into the keep and finds a creepy scene. Beverly lets Moonshine call the shots after a series of bad decisions and Hardwon finally climbs something successfully.

The almost-heroes set up camp with the freshly-rescued and adorably annoying Green Teens, then head back into the keep to search for the dragon's egg. Hardwon faces off against a beefcake rival, Beverly expands his tooth collection, and Moonshine summons a spectral PawPaw.

The almost-heroes have free rein of the castle now that the kobolds have been chased out, but the threat of the bullywug king still looms! Hardwon races to save the Green Teens while Beverly and Moonshine search for the dragon's egg. Jonah the Crick Bullywug and PawPaw wrestle.

The party faces the Cracked Tooth Clan in a battle for the fate of Moonstone! Hardwon goes head to head with the barbarian leader in a duel of catchphrases, Moonshine uses her druidic powers to turn her fiddle into a terrifying weapon, Beverly suffers several concussions, and PawPaw races to find back up.

The party ties up some loose ends in Moonstone, then travels to the magical city of Ezry in hopes of identifying their cursed sword. Beverly earns the nickname "Bubble Boy," Hardwon tastes his first cheeseburger slider, and Moonshine uses her crick charm to enlist the help of a bounty hunter. Adam Conover (Adam Ruins Everything) joins us for three episodes, starting here! (There won't be shout outs at the end of the show this week because we're traveling and scheduled the show ahead of time. Shout outs will resume by Ep. 11 and we'll include the ones we missed the past couple weeks!)

The party attempts to infiltrate the seedy underbelly of Ezry to track down Skullis -- a notorious R. Cane dealer and killer of Stunkbug's brother. Hardwon becomes a prize fighter, Moonshine is hellbent on stealing a little blue hat, Beverly becomes a valet, and Stunkbug comes face to face with his nemesis, who is much different than he remembers. Adam Conover joins us!

It's the finale of our Ezry adventure with Adam Conover! The party brings Skullis back to Stunkbug's posh one bedroom apartment and interrogates him to a soundtrack of light jazz. Moonshine uses an improvised tire swing to thwart a foe, Hardwon flexes his diplomacy muscles, Beverly has a no good, very bad day, and Stunkbug comes face to face with a living nightmare.

The party picks up a new ally...literally. Nathan Yaffe (Drawfee/CollegeHumor) joins the Band of Boobs on a quest to track down a mythical being that could hold the answers to their burning questions: Who are Hardwon's parents? What's amiss at the Crick? And when will Beverly finally grow chest hair?

Beverly is badly injured after his fall, so his scoutmasters hustle to get him home to Galaderon. Hardwon competes with a new rival for Bev's affection, Moonshine tracks down someone she thinks to be the legendary Thiala, and Beverly comes face to face with his greatest fear: his dad.

The party heads to Galaderon Castle to meet the boy king and defend Beverly's dad, who is peeved as ever. Moonshine dusts off her Crick lawyering skills, Hardwon learns more about his mysterious past, and Beverly goes all out to save his family. Listen to the end of the episode for a PATREON SAMPLE of our new after-show: Short Rest!

The Band of Boobs set off on their quest to bust Bev's dad out of the dungeon! The gang learns more about The Widow and Galad, Hardwon bonds with his rat uncle, Beverly gets up to invisible hijinks, and Moonshine meets a foe so inhospitable, she can't keep her jambalaya down.

The party attempts to infiltrate the ruins of Old Cragwater, but finds it full of nasty deep dwarves and gnomes! Beverly herds a gang of goatmen, Hardwon utilizes the lessons he learned at the dwarphanage, and Moonshine meets a foe so infuriating that she loses all hospitality.

It's the morning of the execution brunch, and Bev's dad's life hangs in the balance! Can the Band of Boobs bust him out in time? ...Maybe! Hardwon pumps tunes in his new drilldozer, Moonshine goes ape sh*t, and Beverly makes some questionable decisions involving explosives. It's our most metal episode yet!

The party faces off against the White Rose of Galaderon -- Galad Rosell! Can the Band of Boobs defeat one of the greatest swordsman in all of Bahumia? Bev calls upon the power of his big buff Santa Claus god, Moonshine discovers the true power of Rosaline, and Hardwon makes an impossible choice.

Galaderon is on the brink of civil war and the band of boobs are caught in the middle! Hardwon gets Ol' Cobb into some hot water, Moonshine desperately tries to impress a teenager, and Bev races to save his mom.

The party is still split! Moonshine and Beverly catch up with Bev's fam and Erlin's sassy grandmother, while Hardwon and Ol' Cobb assemble a rescue crew.

The Band of Boobs FINALLY enjoy a moment of rest and get some answers from Ulfgar about what went down in Hell. Ol' Cobb weaves a tale of his past adventures, Beverly goes from Green Teen to Green Man, Hardwon becomes a real captain, and Moonshine prepares for the storm ahead.

The party gets a warm welcome at the Crick, but somethin's still amiss! Moonshine plays host and shows off her stump, Beverly has a hard time relating to Crick youngins, and Hardwon risks it all on his wood block playing skills. MeMaw reveals a plan that could help the Band of Boobs beat Maribelle.

It's the Band of Boobs vs. the Sultan of Stone! Hardwon attempts to prove his dominance of the mountain, Moonshine pushes her luck with a risky sneak attack, and Beverly lives up to his reputation of being sassy in the sky.

Beverly has insulted yet another god and it's time to fight! The Band of Boobs continue their adventure in the elemental chaos and challenge the Air Titan. Moonshine refuses to swallow her pride, Hardwon gets Death-Eatered, and Bev takes on yet another servant.

The Band of Boobs face off against Big Fire Daddy in the final battle of the Elemental Titans! Hardwon crits and splits, Beverly collects yet another father figure, and Moonshine gets hospitably hostile.

The Band of Boobs prepare to set off into the fog, but a mysterious stranger complicates their plans. Beverly tries to fit in with Crick youngins, Hardwon bonds with Balnor, and Moonshine channels MeMaw.

The Band of Boobs join Luna in a battle against a giant undead snake! Can they defeat the beast and find Ol' Cobb in the fog? Moonshine summons some party boys from the Feywild, Beverly channels Nightcrawler, and Hardwon attempts to befriend a bird.

The Band of Boobs are lost in the fog and have just stumbled upon a cursed book. Hardwon gets on Luna's bad side, Beverly gets up to some aquatic shenanigans, and Moonshine damn near loses her mind.

The Band of Boobs face off against Marabelle in a battle to save the Crick! Beverly gets a whole new set of mommy issues, Hardwon is forced to face his friends, and Moonshine attempts to reclaim the title of Fungal Queen.

The Band of Boobs say goodbye to the Crick and head off for a relaxing getaway -- but is their vacation doomed from the start? Hardwon pulls off some sick tricks, Beverly beefs it big time, and Moonshine tries to get laid. Siobhan Thompson joins us as "Field Elf" Barbarian Apple Scrumper!

The Band of Boobs launch a rescue mission to save Ulfgar from fancy orc pirates! Hardwon goes bottomless, Bev beefs it, Moonshine acquires henchmen, and Apple does some wrasslin'. Siobhan Thompson joins us as "Field Elf" Barbarian Apple Scrumper!

The Band of Boobs meets a powerful new foe and attempts to escape Smuggler's Bounty with their lives! Moonshine pulls off some Nightcrawler-esque shenanigans, Beverly goes smite for smite, and Hardwon rocks a new pair of skinny jeans. Siobhan Thompson joins us as "Field Elf" Barbarian Apple Scrumper!

After escaping Smuggler's Bounty, the Band of Boobs receive an urgent message from their old friend Tonathan and leap into action! Moonshine discovers her primal side, Beverly's voice changes, and Hardwon learns a horrifying truth about his ex. Nathan Yaffe joins us once again as Tonathan Tinkle!

The Band of Boobs catch up with the Crick Elves, then head off to visit some northern dwarves and save Ulfgar! Beverly launches "Operation: Fancy Boy," Moonshine attempts to breed nannerflies, and Hardwon does not take kindly to his new nickname.

The Band of Boobs infiltrate the royal wedding welcome party! Beverly cuts a rug with some grandmas, Moonshine acquires yet another fiance, and Hardwon confronts his past.

The Band of Boobs are still reeling from the royal assassination and hatch a plan to find the killer. Moonshine confronts her "fiance," Hardwon reconnects with his childhood, and Beverly launches Operation: Nasty Boy.

The Band of Boobs follow the mean teens into the crypts and meet the ominous figure known as "The Boss." Moonshine has it out with Bahumian Rufio, Beverly meets someone who loves his dad almost as much as him, and Hardwon seeks revenge.

The Band of Boobs attempt to save Joris the dwarphan before he's "inducted" into Akarot's order. Beverly calls on the holy power of stand-up comedy, Moonshine makes friends with a pouchy hell-beast, and Hardwon is brutally stabbed in the ass.

The Band of Boobs install Joris as the new head of the Thieves Guild, then head to the tavern to find out what's become of PawPaw and Balnor. Moonshine summons a vine bartender, Beverly comes clean, and Hardwon gets a close shave.

The Band of Boobs say their goodbyes to Jaina, then attempt to escape the city and travel beyond the wall. Bev achieves peak Beverly, Moonshine embodies a pregnant elk, and Hardwon gets called "tinyfolk" for the first time in his life.

The Band of Boobs are caught between the Winter Wolves and an army of Giants! Beverly enters the Hill Giant psyche, Hardwon gets caught up in a dick-measuring contest, and Moonshine goes 1 v 2 against some big nasties.

The Band of Boobs travel into Gnoll territory to catch up with the Hill Giants and Bronzebeards at Mt. Forge! Beverly tempts a Giant Wurm with a somber tune, Hardwon meets someone with greater hubris than he, and Moonshine becomes wayyyyy too attached to her ram.

The Band of Boobs travel with Bastion through the gnoll tunnels, aka the gnoll holes, and run into some trouble along the way. Moonshine goes for a dive, Beverly gives a certain beastly gnoll a makeover, and Hardwon competes in the greatest strength contest of his life.

The Band of Boobs escape the gnoll tunnels and make for Mt. Forge in pursuit of the Bronzebeards and Hill Giants. Beverly experiments with drugs, Moonshine has a Paw Paw scare, and Hardwon confronts his high school bully.

It's a clash at the gash as the Band of Boobs attempt to thwart Akarot's plan to break the world! Moonshine bullies a powerful geomancer, Beverly goes anti-anti-paladin, and Hardwon returns to his dwarven roots.

The Band of Boobs say goodbye to Jaina and the dwarves then travel through the crack in the material plane! Hardwon has a bad trip, Beverly gets out-goofed, and Moonshine falls in love with a tree woman.

The Band of Boobs continue their trek through the forest of the Free Fairy! Hardwon gets into a political argument with a pixie, Moonshine tests her poison tolerance, and Beverly channels his inner Green Teen.

The Band of Boobs catch up with their old pal Cran, then head off to face the Bear Prince! Moonshine gets petty, Hardwon gets buffed, and Beverly gets out-goofed.

The Band of Boobs confront the Bear Prince and all of his douchey dryad friends! Beverly takes on a new persona, Moonshine gunks up a hot tub, and Hardwon has the absolute worst day of his life.