Barrett Blade has acted in many a story film, but gonzo is his forte. Here he poorly directs a cornball romantic vehicle for Wicked star Alektra Blue and the results are embarrassing.
After their opening sex scene, Seth Gamble sets the meager plot in motion by suddenly breaking up with Alektra, his cum shot still fresh. He wants to find himself (by playing the field) after being her friend and lover since their school days. With their wedding planned three months in the future, Blue is understandably quite upset.
Some crummy editing introduces us to Alektra's friends Jennifer White and Tony DeSergio, who conveniently have sex for the first time (after two years together) for our listening and dancing pleasure.
Enter busty Kayla Paige, whose exaggerated performance is something of a scene stealer, insisting that Alektra get back in the pool immediately by going bar hopping with her. We're treated to an unfunny scene of a parade of stiffs trying out very lame pick-up lines on the ladies. Casting has these guys recruited from the film crew, including director Blade, Eric Masterson, Stills By Alan and Francois Clousot. Uncredited screenplay also throws in a string of references to tv's "Sex and the City".
Plenty of sex and unsuccessful plot twists take us to a hurried, phony happy ending.
