This movie was NOT GOOD at all!!! I did not like this movie because it didn't have the best character in this entire movie; Bounce Boy. I was really hoping to see him make a return in this one, but apparently the director didn't care about him enough to add him in even though he's the best and most powerful character in the Baby Geniuses franchise!! I'm giving this a 1 star because Bounce Boy isn't in it, and also because of how the babies were gaslighting Mrs. Garcia! She was just trying to figure out what the babies were up to, but every time she tried to show someone else that the babies were smart (which I believe the babies were doing on purpose), they would make her look like an idiot!! Plus at the last scene it looked like they were trying to kill her, she deserves so much better. In another movie she should team up with Bounce Boy and Kahuna, they would be an unstoppable and powerful team. That and the villains were so dumb, leaving behind so much evidence and whenever the Baby Geniuses found them, Big Baby would just run away, he even left the sceptre and the shrinking ray behind! Why not just take it with you?! Stupid baby. This just proves how bad this movie is, since they aren't even babies. They're toddlers!! It should be called Stupid Toddlers because of how dumb they are.
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Morrisseyfan8918 February 2013What is there to be said about this disaster? Its Repetitive in the worst possible sense, its production values make Nukie look like The Man Who Fell to Earth, and some of the adult performances are laughably dispassionate. On one hand I recommend this just to see how low an Oscar winning actor can sink. Jon Voigt while giving a shockingly engaged performance is still the stuff of nightmares. Jaime Andrews I doubt you are on here as you don't probably want to remember this part of your career but your performance in this film is truly amazing in terms of the level of contempt your provide for everything happening around you. I don't often give 1s on IMDb but when I do its for things like Baby Geniuses 3. That being said Jaime Andrews and her hatred for the entire world around her gets a 7.
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Do Not See This Movie.It Is Very Very Bad.Only stupid people and crazy families buy or see Baby Geniuses movies because they are very very bad . This dirty movie will make you very sick and will waste your time.It is very dangerous for children.This movie has violence.I am ordering you all people:Do Not Vote Up For this Very Very Bad Movie!.Vote 1 * for this rubbish movie.Do not Buy The DVD!. They are laughing at you.This is very rubbish and it will become 1/10 very soon.I am very very happy people are hating this rubbish movie.I only loved the beautiful girl in it.Yes it is very sick movie.Vote 1 * Only!.I love you women and girls.
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ford_orange27 April 2014The only good part about this movie is that my 2 kids were in it. The sad part is too that we didn't even get paid for our kids being in the movie. What the He--. My son was the one with the bomb on his butt. My daughter was in the background wearing pink on the screens behind them in several scenes. Where's My money for my kids.
What else can I say about this movie the blonde in it looks like a porn star. Where do they find these People? Like I said before Where is my money for my kids?
The only good part about this movie is that my 2 kids were in it. The sad part is too that we didn't even get paid for our kids being in the movie. What the He--. My son was the one with the bomb on his butt. My daughter was in the background wearing pink on the screens behind them in several scenes. Where's My money for my kids.
What else can I say about this movie the blonde in it looks like a porn star. Where do they find these People? Like I said before Where is my money for my kids? -
nikozguri15 December 2013i swear to god, i feel like i wanna go psycho and go on killing spree. if that day comes, i'm gonna hunt down and brutally kill every stupid motherf***er who worked on this huge sack of absolute DOGS**T!!! there's no way a human being should be allowed to make something this torturous and not be beaten to death by it.
like the title of this review says, "Baby Geniuses 3" makes "BlinkyTM" look like pure gold! and i HATE "BlinkyTM", i hate that thing SO MUCH! now, after watching this crap, all the sudden "BlinkyTM" looks good. i never thought i'd say that. "Baby Geniuses 3" managed to outdo the second movie and it tops "BlinkyTM". No movie ever topped it, but THIS. JUST. DID!!
oh heavenly God, this thing was a absolute torture! everything about this movie's just absolutely criminal:
the acting: terrible! the story: worse than the acting! special effects: worse than the effects in "Baby Geniuses 2" the characters: all of em are HORSES**T! the script: KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!!
the only positive i can give away is that, compared to "BlinkyTM", in some really small way this thing had a plot. no matter how torturous it was, at least it had some tiny bits of a plot (in "BlinkyTM" there was no plot to be found). but there's no way it can save something this absolutely god awful and horrendous!
like the first and second movie THIS IS A F***ING CRIME AGAINST CINEMA AND HOME ENTERTAINMENT!! avoid it at all costs! in fact, don't EVER watch this god awful trilogy. it's gonna ruin you forever!
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brailsford26 May 2016IMDb has been taken over by an army of robots controlled by a puppet master making them attack anything that doesn't declare this movie the best thing ever. Originally intended as a TV series, these movies were turned into 3 painfully repetitive movies. This one babies investigate things big baby has stolen, meet up with Moriati in different locations where he gives them a ride when they teleport to different countries, and then they team up with borderline racist stereotype babies related to people in the investigation... The babies thwart big baby and then he gets away, this repeats until the end. I think the biggest mystery in all of this is why the babies don't wear pants? I mean were they so hard up for a budget they couldn't fully clothe the kids, or were they worried the kids looked too old that if the pullups weren't obvious we won't know they were babies? Any way countdown til the bots get to this review and downvote it the way they did with space baby and Egypt
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kaustuvmoh30 April 2020A gift, nay, a PRIVILEGE of being human; this movie has changed my life. It tosses the Seven Wonders of the World aside shamefully. I was blind, a fool, before the guiding light of this movie embraced me in its fuzzy grasp. I would call it a sequel to the Bible, but even that pales in comparison to this wonder. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. From start-to-finish, it truly is the epitome of everything right in the world. its absolutely incredible. Deserves an Oscar. its cool. amazing. i wanna cry whenever i see this movie. an artistic work of art. better than any of the work of Quentin Tarentino. While absorbing the god-like content this wonderful piece of filmography had to offer, I had a life-altering experience, and I truly believe that my spiritual third eye opened thanks to this amazing motion picture, I will never forget when i watched Baby Geniuses: Mystery of the Crown Jewels, for the first time, i experienced something i never had experienced before. True happiness. I had never seen anything like it previously. It is THE cinematic classic that's really difficult to pinpoint one thing which would make it a big success that it is. I didn't see the characters, I were them. It tells a pretty complex story and it does it remarkably well. Well acted, well directed, well scripted- basically anything good you can say about a movie can relate to Baby Geniuses: Mystery of the Crown Jewels. Let me just say if you are a fan of good movies, you NEED to watch this. This is THE movie. No other movie is like it. 24 people found this helpful.
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RealityHurts27 January 2014All The Baby Geniuses Movies Are Great Entertaining For All Your Kids & For Every Family Member. With The Great Actor Of The Champ Jon Voight & Various Talented Actors & Cudddly Talented Kids. Baby Geniuses and the Mystery of the Crown Jewels is so funny and entertaining,it will release your stress and will make you laugh numerous times. The babies at the Bobbins Daycare are actually a secret band of super-spies, imbued with ultra intelligence and the ability to understand their own secret language of baby-talk babble. In BABY GENIUSES AND THE MYSTERY OF THE CROWN JEWELS someone breaks into the Tower of London, and the babies are sent off on a grand European adventure to track down the thief.
I'm So Glad I Saw This Movie & Really Grateful For The Producers Of Baby Geniuses Movies. Although This Masterpiece Movie Has Been Underrated,it is really A Superb Movie!. -
olalara26 April 2014Baby Geniuses 3 is especially made for kids aged (3-12).It is not a perfect movie,but is worth watching.
Plot of Baby Geniuses And The Mystery Of The Crown Jewels: The Baby Squad is back and this time they're Europe-bound! When the Queen of England's crown jewels mysteriously go missing, there's only one toddler team for the job! Using their stealth abilities and a range of high-tech gadgets to uncover important clues, the height-challenged heroes soon realize they've found their thief when the same toddler, Big Baby, appears wherever they go! It's up to the Baby Squad to track down the crown jewels and return them to the Queen before Big Baby makes even more big trouble! Starring Jon Voight (NATIONAL TREASURE FRANCHISE, TRANSFORMERS) and Skyler Shaye (BABY GENIUSES FRANCHISE, BRATZ).
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zpwqfsf19 March 2021After the first two movies you'd expect that the franchise has nothing left to give...... you are WRONG. This Baby Geniuses movie is the most enjoyable for all age groups from tiny babies to old men this movie has something for everyone
The plot is most complicated of them all with some of the biggest plot twist in movie/TV history which is comparable to Jon Snow being Rhaegar's son
"one of the best movies in cinema history" 10/10 -IGN -
jonflottorp10 July 2022Baby geniuses squad investigstors is the greatest movie ever.
The acting is great, it's cryable it's all you ever wanted.
The cinematography is stunning.
It has a big budget, and you can really see that they tried making it as good as possible.
Overall a touching take on the greatest franchise ever.