4 October 2017 | lor_
Clutzy (nearly-all) Blonde edition
This popular series has plenty wrong with it (awful improvised dialog, endless repetition, stilted format) but the gals generally overcome such defects with hot sex, as in this lucky 13th volume.
It's divided into two halves, as usual, with four women trading partners in each. If as Umberto Eco declared in his "Superman Theory" famous essay on popular culture decades ago that entertainment fans want the same thing over & over -just with minor changes to keep it fresh, then this is a prime example.
Darryl Hanah opens the show by coaching petite brunette (only non-blonde in the cast Elise Graves on how to fool the other couple into believing she is Darryl's daughter. Hanah, who is a softball coach and professor at the local Thornhill college, games the system repeatedly in this manner, enlisting sweet young things to pose as her daughters in order to have sex with presumably the real daughters of mothers who use the title website.
Duped this time around is uber-busty Alexis Golden, an unfamiliar performer who presumably was a successful stripper decades ago. So after 15 minutes of exceedingly dull introductory banter Golden gets to hump little Elise, and Elise almost immediately drops her character's supposedly shy and virginal pose and delivers cunnilingus to Alexis with the skill of a seasoned pro. That same defect is repeated by a jail-bait girl in the second half of the picture.
Darryl is fortunate in that Alexis's daughter played by Proxy Paige is visited by a study-mate played by Lily LaBeau while the hens are chatting, and very awkwardly a blonde three-way occurs in which Hanah is able to partake sexually of both young girls. Getting there is not half the fun, as uncredited director (per IMDb) Dan O'Connell makes no effort to create credible transitions in the set-ups to the all-important Sapphic sex content.
Second foursome consists of mom Payton Leigh and daughter (/superstar) Prinzzess hooking up with a former teacher of P's played by Mellanie Monroe and latter's daughter Tweety Valentine. Prinzzess engineered the whole thing, based on her unrequited crush for teach, and she gets her proverbial rocks up with the lady, while Payton handles the ever-cute (as her name) Tweety pie.
The only stylistic wrinkle worth noting here is a rather dubious group- sex-tease element, perhaps a fetish of O'Connell's but odd to watch. Without actual incest being implied, Paige was present fondling her mama (Alexis) before the XXX action began at the beginning of the first sex scene, and Darryl was also hands-on, before she and Paige retired to a different bedroom to have at it in earnest with interloper Lily.