26 September 2017 | Platypuschow
Exhibit X: Hard to even consider a movie at all
The opening text explains that the two videos the viewer is about to see are evidence in a trial. One depicts the lead up to a party where 50 people died and the other is the suspect in the time before the party.
Therefore as you can imagine this is essentially a found footage film, trouble is nothing happens.
Now when I say that generally I mean very little happens and that is common in this type of film but here I mean it literally.
In the party segment again nothing happens and it's not at all explained how everyone died or how it happened, just 5 seconds of screaming and then it cuts to.....
....the second video which is just a girl talking to the camera about her past and dry humping a pillow......then the credits roll.
It's hard to call this a movie, it's just random scenes of people talking and there is absolutely no plot whatsoever.
Not a sausage
Audio quality fluctuates
SFX are horrifically bad
One scene is so lengthy, so unnecessary and so deep it just feels stupidly out of place
No entertainment value at all