St. Vincent (2014)

Bill Murray: Vincent

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• [first lines] 

  Vincent : So this Irish guy knocks on this lady's door and says, you know, "Have you got any, uh... Any, uh... work for me?" And she says, "Um, well, you now, as a matter of fact, you could paint the porch." 'Bout two hours later, the guy comes back and says, "I've finished, ma'am, but just for your information, it's not a porch, it's a BMW."

  [bar patrons stunned] 

• Vincent : You never seen Abbott and Costello?

  Oliver : No, sir. Are they old?

  Vincent : No. They're dead. That's the oldest you can be.

  Oliver : Or the youngest. Time freezes when you're dead.

• Daka : My water is broken!

  Vincent : Call a plumber.

• Oliver : He's paying me hourly.

  Vincent : I'm showing him how the world works. You work, you get paid, you drink.

  Maggie : You're drinking alcohol?

  Vincent : ...I honestly don't remember.

• Vincent : You need to defend yourself, or you get mowed down.

  Oliver : I'm small, if you haven't noticed.

  Vincent : Yeah, so was Hitler.

  Oliver : That's a horrible comparison.

  Vincent : Indeed. Making a point, though.

• Vincent : [to Oliver]  Do yourself a favor. Get a life. Stop living mine.

• Vincent : A lady of the night.

  Oliver : What's that?

  Vincent : It's one of the more honest ways to make a living.

• Oliver : Sorry, Vin, for your loss.

  Vincent : Never understood... wh-wh-why people say that.

  Oliver : They don't know what else to say.

  Vincent : How about, "What was she like?" "Do you miss her?" Or "What are you gonna do now?"

• Terry : It is what it is.

  Vincent : "It is what it is"? Everyone's saying that now. You know what it means? You're screwed, and you shall remain screwed.

• Vincent : Don't ever become a pencil-pusher kid, they're spineless.

• Zucko : Come on, Vinny! Why do you always have to do things the hard way?

  Vincent : It's more interesting.

  Zucko : And a lot more painful.

• Vincent : I'm gonna show you one thing and it's probably your best shot. If you do it right, you can break the guy's nose.

  Oliver : Break his nose!

  Vincent : Relax! You're not gonna get it right.

• Maggie : [shows tree diagram to Vincent]  Okay.

  Vincent : Money.

  Maggie : No, it's a... it's a T... it's a tree.

  Vincent : You owe me money. Yeah, you broke my tree.

  Maggie : Alright.

  [flips to next diagram card] 

  Maggie : Yeah, I know I... Lets...

  Vincent : Yeah, you broke my fence too.

  Maggie : [looks at the card and gets surprised to see a fence]  Okay, what are you... planning these?

  [flips to next card facing herself and then shows to Vincent] 

  Maggie : Here, this should be familiar.

  Vincent : Cactus.

  Maggie : No, prick. Big prick.

  [flips to next card] 

• Vincent : [answering telephone]  Come on, coward, try to sell me something.

• Vincent : You got any money?

  Oliver : Yes sir, $7.

  Vincent : What is that, lunch money?

  Oliver : Yes sir.

  Vincent : Well, you might as well the hard way.

• [Repeated Line] 

  Vincent : Toodles.