16 February 2018 | lor_
Uneventful coffee klatch porn
Toni English aka Kelly Holland wasted no effort on this assembly-line Penthouse release, the epitome of the label's lack of creativity.
Title refers to a group of 5 femmes, who play a sort of children's game in honor of one of them, Penthouse Pet Brynn Tyler, planning to move away to NYC to take a new job.
Game is simple, and simple-minded, as each girl must hump according to the alphabet and report back. The first letter of your first name gives one her marching orders. Example: Wendy gets a guy starting with W: Watson the window-washer (overdoing the w a bit) played by random Brit import Tony DeSergio, with sexual position woman-on-top. This lame premise is stretched or ignored as necessary over the course of 5 vignettes.
The gals are sexy but only Alexis Texas counts as a big name for the usually starry Penthouse casting call. Attempt at a clever ending is utterly flat.
Yawn if ye must.