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Mission Asspossible

  • Video
  • 20112011
  • XX
  • 2h 8m
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5.5/10
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  • Director
    • Ettore Buchi
  • Writer
    • Sandra Angelis
  • Stars
    • Kortney Kane
    • Sophia Santi
    • Donna Bell
  • Director
    • Ettore Buchi
  • Writer
    • Sandra Angelis
  • Stars
    • Kortney Kane
    • Sophia Santi
    • Donna Bell
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    • 1User review
    • 2Critic reviews
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    • Awards
      • 6 wins

    Top cast

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    Kortney Kane
    Kortney Kane
    • Candy Lemontas Candy Lemont
    • (as Courtney Kane)
    Sophia Santi
    Sophia Santi
    • Joy Forallas Joy Forall
    • (as Sofia Sante)
    Donna Bell
    Donna Bell
    • Linda Blossomas Linda Blossom
    Tarra White
    Tarra White
    • Redheadas Redhead
    Brooklyn Lee
    Brooklyn Lee
    Melanie Memphis
    Melanie Memphis
    Blanche Summer
    Blanche Summer
      Nataly Von
      Nataly Von
        Toni Ribas
        Toni Ribas
        • Ethan Cuntas Ethan Cunt
        Ian Scott
        Ian Scott
        • Pablo Moralesas Pablo Morales
        Mick Blue
        Mick Blue
        • Kenny Loggersas Kenny Loggers
        • (as Mike Blue)
        Mr. Pete
        Mr. Pete
        • Captainas Captain
        Jon Jon
        Jon Jon
        • John Donas John Don
        • (as John John)
        Antonio Ross
        Antonio Ross
        • Amir Faroudas Amir Faroud
        James Brossman
        James Brossman
        • Franco Maccarroneas Franco Maccarrone
        Abelia
        Abelia
          Cindy Dollar
          Cindy Dollar
            Marcio Gonzales
            Marcio Gonzales
              • Director
                • Ettore Buchi
              • Writer
                • Sandra Angelis
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              • Trivia
                The movie was shot on a cruise ship in the Greek Aegean Sea along with 17 other erotic movies during 11 days.
              • Connections
                Spoofs Mission: Impossible (1996)

              User reviews1

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              Mindless "action" porn wastes good cast & production values
              I like to cite the disparity between AVN awards, as duly listed in IMDb and the frequent low-low quality of the feature so awarded, and such is the case, in spades for this atrocious Private release in the label's famous Action Movie mode. It is thoroughly incompetent on many levels, yet the industry watchdog gave it three honors that can hardly be justified.

              Using product from an untalented pornographer Ettore Buchi (one of the worst directors in Private's 50-year history) and his Magik View Entertainment banner operating out of Gibraltar, the big-budget production released under the "Private Blockbusters" label has an international cast with such Yankee imports to Europe as Brooklyn Lee, star of the feature Courtney Kane and a miscast Mr. Pete. Brooklyn's hump scene won an AVN award but hardly measures up to hundreds of her other roles in a successful career.

              Toni Ribas is cast as Ethan C*nt (spelling censored by IMDb), his vulgar name a porn-parody reference to the franchise being ripped off here, namely Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible. Helmer Buchi at one point reaches back to the progenitor '60s TV series for Ribas to put on a mask and magically "become" the movie's villain Ian Scott, just like Martin Landau used to do on almost a weekly basis.

              A fabulous ship was apparently rented for the show's location, providing plenty of real atmosphere for the pointless show. Ribas and his fellow agents sneak onto the vessel, as big as a cruise ship, to terminate Scott and his fellow international crime lords, randomly cast with Mick Blue ridiculously caricaturing an Ugly American (and racist to boot -thanks Mr. Buchi!), James Brossman as the European kingpin, Antonio Ross representing the Middle East by way of Lebanon, and lead baddie Scott as Colombian, misspelled in the superimposed title as Columbian.

              Kane plays the impersonator of Scott's beautiful brunette assistant, and is good in the sex scenes. Dialog is in direct-sound English, benefiting from the imported Chatsworth talent but very clumsily recited improvisational by the Euro cast members.

              Once the agents have infiltrated the crew and passengers, Buchi's film devolves into endless sex scenes and poker games, Texas Hold'em of course trendily employed. Jon Jon plays a guy named John Don (how clever) and is the dealer for the games, subjected to racist shtick and comments by Mick that went out with the 19th Century. But he's there for interracial sex, especially a three-way featuring Mr. Pete and

              This is sloppy filmmaking at its sloppiest, with Scott's character named Pablo called "Sir Alex" at one point by a girl who apparently was working from an earlier script draft, if such a thing actually existed. Sex is mechanical, leading to a finale orgy filled with d.p.'s.

              It's an embarrassing addendum to Private's history, as the company actually made quite a few interesting XXX action pictures a decade or two ago. And a ridiculous waste of a big-time, big production values-look location.
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              • Release date
                • December 8, 2011 (United States)
              • Countries of origin
                • Germany
                • Gibraltar
                • Spain
              • Language
                • English
              • Also known as
                • Private Blockbusters 7: Mission Asspossible
              • Production company
                • Magik View Entertainment
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                2 hours 8 minutes
              • Color
                • Color

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