Bill Borgens
Erica
Samantha Borgens
Rusty Borgens
Tricia
Louis
Kate
Professor Abbott
Stephen King (voice)
Martin
Glen
Rodney (as David Morris)
Diane
Becky (as Alexandria Lauren ter Avest)
Gus
Bartender
Hot Girl
Jason
Teacher
Good Looking Frat Guy
Midwest
Danielle
Nurse (as Nadiyah S. Dorsey)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Bar Patron / Couple / Holiday Shopper (uncredited)
Shopper (uncredited)
Book Signing Guest (uncredited)
Student (uncredited)
Shop Patron (uncredited)
Funeral Relative (uncredited)
Preppy Guy (uncredited)
Fraternity Brother (uncredited)
Party Attendee (uncredited)
Party Guest / Bar Patron (uncredited)
Keg Stand Guy (uncredited)