Ultimate Sex Stars JOI

When watching an ultra-gonzo porn video, you know -the kind that has actresses demeaning themselves literally by going foul (see: German pis*sing shows) or exaggerated d.p.-ing, one wonders why they agreed to do it? This lousy video presents almost the opposite case: talented actresses talking slightly dirty to the camera as they masturbate, for a buck.

JOI stands for jerk off instruction, so here we have big-namers addressing the poor slob out there in videoland "directly" (POV camera). The version I watched had a muzak score but only the ladies' lips moving -the dialogue track was absent, but a coming attraction reveals that what they were saying was cornball pornspeak. For beating off, no instructions are necessary.

One of the girls squirts a bit, almost realistically rather than the usual fake fountains of Poland Spring. The others, such as superstars Elsa Jean and Cherie DeVille, would be better off creating this sort of content without a crew, DIY for their own websites.