Personal Touch Volume Two: Seeking Monogamy Without Monotony

A particularly lousy example of fake sex-education, this second entry in an Adam & Eve series by untalented Jamye Waxman is part ego-trip, part infomercial for sale of sex toys, which is Adam & Eve's primary business.

Waxman, cracking innumerable dumb jokes, tells of methods to keep a marriage going after the "limerence" period wears off. Sorry Jamye, limerence has nothing to do with marriage but is merely a term referring to lust or infatuation.

At any rate, with the aid of three couples drawn from Chatsworth porno central casting, she explains how mutual-masturbation, role-playing and anal sex can spice things up. The sex vignettes are dumb, like having Jayna Oso dressed up in a latex French maid's costume to service Nat Turnher, or Benjamin Brat using sex toys to introduce anal sex to Lexi Bardot.

End credits show Jamye putting up with the crew making fun of her own personal fetish, dressing up in colorful knee socks, a fetish usually reserved (in porn) for making the actresses look underage. A complete waste of time.