Haley Sweet: Haley

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• [first lines] 

  Haley : [whispering]  What? Oh my god! What was that?

  [aloud] 

  Haley : What are you doing here?

  Eric : Hey, what's up?

  Haley : You scared the shit outta me.

  Eric : I'm sorry. I just had the most fucking miserable piece of shit date ever.

  Haley : I thought you were supposed to be having dinner with your wife.

  Eric : I was. It was fucking horrible. She spent the entire time sitting across from me fucking twattering and facebooking and didn't look up for fucking... literally entrees at the table and she hadn't looked up one fucking time.