Put It to Good Use

These all-girl examples of massage porn suffer from tired blood - nothing new and mechanically performed.

First two scenes both take place on a very crummy set used hundreds of times by Gamma Films: it's a bathroom with a raw brick wall painted white that's decorated to represent a massage salon. In a scene titled "Bolsters for Two", we have Skye Blue, looking oddly undernourished masseuse who manages to massage a couple simultaneously: Ana Foxxx and Violet Starr. They talk her into a lesbian threesome and that's the entire story. Two little bolsters for them to lie on is the irrelevant gimmick.

Second vignette has masseuse April Olsen, on that same crummy set, receive a package containing a big bolster. She doesn't know what to do with it. Her customer Casey Calvert (who also directed the first scene) shows her how it's used and they massage each other and hump. BFD.

Finale presents black on black massage porn, rather unusual given the industry's tokenism, and has Alexis Tae and Scarlit Scandal (both of whom have had many juicy acting roles of late) going through the motions. They portray teens in bed, with Scarlit complaining that she can't sleep. So Alexis gives her a shoulder massage that expands to the rest of her body. Scarlit is hesitant to have lesbian sex (for something like a nanosecond or two: time is money on a porno set), and then they go at it for the duration. Punchline is the sex tires Alexis out so she falls asleep immediately when they're done licking, fingering and rubbing, while one presumes Scarlit's insomnia remains. So much for a miracle cure worthy of Dr. Oz.