Dirty Blondes from Beyond

TV Movie
20122012
TV-MATV-MA
1h 22m

With the Galaxy under attack, Princess Farra and her beautiful bodyguard flee to a strange alien planet - Earth. They are pursued by the evil Empress and her henchwoman.With the Galaxy under attack, Princess Farra and her beautiful bodyguard flee to a strange alien planet - Earth. They are pursued by the evil Empress and her henchwoman.With the Galaxy under attack, Princess Farra and her beautiful bodyguard flee to a strange alien planet - Earth. They are pursued by the evil Empress and her henchwoman.

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Erika Jordan in Dirty Blondes from Beyond (2012)

Jenna Presley in Dirty Blondes from Beyond (2012)

Jazy Berlin in Dirty Blondes from Beyond (2012)

Evan Stone, Voodoo, and Jenna Presley in Dirty Blondes from Beyond (2012)

Princess Farra has summoned the Vulvian Empress Krella to Planet Byfrexia, hoping their advanced technology can suppress the torrential rains ravaging their world. But Krella employ the invitation as an excuse to plan an invasion instead. As the initial battle erupts, Farra and her attendant Vema flee at hyper-light speed until their ship loses power. They land on Earth, which happens to be nearby as they break down. They search for a replacement part for the disabled ship, stumbling onto the isolated residence of Jock in the process. Their arrival has been witnessed by Mark, who has also suffered a breakdown and is working on his car on an isolated roadside. When he calls into authorities to report an unusual craft crashing in the woods, two special agents in black, Smith and Jones, show up to investigate. They find the location where Mark indicates the ship came down, the radiation surrounding the cloaked ship affects everyone's libido. About that time Krella's commander Tharis and UFO enthusiast Will arrive on the scene. —Garon Smith

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Farra: The Vulvanian empire always was pretty impregnable.
[looks directly into camera, at her little joke]

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7/10

Pretty enjoyable for the genre

Back in the day, one thing people used to do is flash past a certain channel on the dial to hope to get a flash of nudity on some blocked channel. It doesn't work that way these days but now we have so many channels with sexually explicit material (aside from straight porn Playboy type channels) though after awhile, you see a lot of familiar faces. Yes, it is like the old Hollywood studio system! I personally like Brandin Rackley, Christine Nguyen, Beverly Lynne and a few others of that ilk so the cast was promising. As someone noted, Rackley is a treasure -- she can act and is nice on the eyes. Nguyen is not quite as good of an actress, but is pretty good too.

Some of the more recent films of this type seem to have a bunch of bad actors who have really fake looking gigantic breasts. Jazy Berlin is one of the regulars in the newer wave of soft porn flicks that to me is the best of the bunch. She has the breasts, yes, but has some acting ability. We aren't talking high art here, but some of the new film (e.g., the one in a spa) are pretty bad.

This film is a fun cheesy knock-off on sci fi. The ship sets are a riot. There is enough plot to actually keep your interest. Evan Stone and the other guys leave something to be desired but are workable. The sex scenes are pretty good.

A good companion film to Housewives from Another World.

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