Bob Revere
Dottie Revere
Greg Rogers
Warren Hammerschmidt
Christian Revere
Kari Revere
Madison Rogers
Thomas Revere
Jessica 'JJ' Revere
Randy
Charlie
Matt Schnake
Leonard
Principal Rusty Cruzan
Renaldo Boutwell
Ernie
Walter Putman
Connie Lee (as Michelle D. Bratcher)
Angel
Duke
Possum (as Vincent Manachino)
Lindsay
Reagan
Stewie
Trudy Pigtails
Tylor
Sandra
Jailer
P.O.W. #3 / Soldier
Biker Chick
Lefty
Funeral Attendee
Crying Woman
Caroler
Reporter
Caroler (uncredited)
Self (uncredited)