Kyle: I'll earn this...

Erik: I'm giving you an hour to handle this mess - and fifty-nine minutes are already gone.

Derek: I just wish they sold the dry stuff. This canned food may give Panucci the squirts.

Jamie: Your brother looks like Bluto from Popeye and you look like Olive Oil.

K.C.: The hickey-girl ate her friend's apple martini vomit and thought it was my cum. I felt terrible. This girl thought I came in only two minutes.

Benny Big Time: To getting my brother off...