Spectre (I) (2015)

Ben Whishaw: Q

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Quotes 

• James Bond : [Q hands Bond a watch]  What does it do?

  Q : It tells the time. Might help with your punctuality issues.

  James Bond : M's idea?

  Q : Precisely. Oh, one word of warning, the alarm is rather loud... if you know what I mean.

  James Bond : I think I do.

• [Bond notices the shell of the DB5] 

  Q : Oh, yes. That old thing is taking quite a bit of time. Mind you, there wasn't much left to work, only a steering wheel. I believe I said, "Bring it back in one piece," not, "Bring back one piece."

  [Q laughs at his own joke] 

• James Bond : Could you do one more thing for me?

  Q : And that would be?

  James Bond : Make me disappear.

• Q : May I remind you that I answer directly to M. I also have a mortgage and two cats to feed.

  James Bond : Well, then I suggest you trust me, for the sake of the cats.

• Q : Well it's lovely to see you, 007. Lovely. Um, now I meant to tell you, the Smart Blood program is obviously still in its developmental phase. So we may experience the odd drop in coverage during the first 24 hours...

  [Bond glares at him] 

  Q : 48 hours after administration, but after that it should work perfectly.

  [Bond smiles] 

  James Bond : I'll send you a postcard.

  Q : Please don't.

• [last lines] 

  Q : I thought you were done.

  James Bond : I am. I just need one more thing.

• Q : [notices the drink Bond left because he took the car]  Ooohh... Shit!

• James Bond : If you've come for the car, I parked it at the bottom of the Tiber.

  Q : Well, not to worry, 007. It was only a £3,000,000 prototype.