Edward James Olmos credited as playing...
Chicharrón
- Héctor: [singing for Chicharrón] Well everyone knows Juanita / Her eyes each a different color / Her teeth stick out / and her chin goes in / and her...
- [he hesitates]
- Héctor: ... knuckles, they drag on the floor.
- Chicharrón: Those aren't the words!
- Héctor: There are children present.
- [singing]
- Héctor: Her hair is like a briar / She stands in a bow-legged stance / And if I weren't so ugly / She'd possibly give me a chance.
- Chicharrón: [chuckles] Brings back memories. Gracias.
- [exhales deeply as he vanishes]