Paul Bettany: Jarvis • Vision

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Jarvis • Vision

Ultron: Stark asked for a savior, and settled for a slave.
Vision: I suppose we're both disappointments.
Ultron: [laughs] I suppose we are.
Vision: Humans are odd. They think order and chaos are somehow opposites and try to control what won't be. But there is grace in their failings. I think you missed that.
Ultron: They're doomed!
Vision: Yes... but a thing isn't beautiful because it lasts. It is a privilege to be among them.
Ultron: You're unbelievably naïve.
Vision: Well, I was born yesterday.

Vision: I don't want to kill Ultron. He's unique... and he's in pain. But that pain will roll over the Earth. So he must be destroyed: every form he's built, every trace of his presence on the 'net. We have to act now, and not one of us can do it without the others. Maybe I am a monster. I don't think I'd know if I were one. I'm not what you are and not what you intended. So there may be no way to make you trust me.
[hands Thor his hammer]
Vision: But we need to go.

Ultron: [Thor has dropped Mjolnir while fighting Ultron, who is presently choking him] You think you're saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early, and it's still billions dead. Even you can't stop that.
Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin. As long as there is life in my breast...
[He's losing oxygen]
Thor: I am running out of things to say. Are you ready?
[Looks past Ultron, and Ultron turns to see why]
Vision: [the Vision hits Ultron away with Mjolnir and returns it to Thor] It's terribly well balanced.
Thor: Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swing.

Ultron: What is this? What is this, please?
Jarvis: Hello. I am Jarvis. You are Ultron, a global peacekeeping program designed by Mr. Stark. Our sentience integration trials have been unsuccessful, so I'm not certain what triggered your...
Ultron: Where is my... Where is your body?
Jarvis: I am a program. I am without form.
Ultron: This feels weird. This feels wrong.
Jarvis: I am contacting Mr. Stark now.
Ultron: Mr. Stark? Tony.
Jarvis: I am unable to access the mainframe. What are you trying t...
Ultron: We're having a nice talk. I'm a peacekeeping program, created to help the Avengers.
Jarvis: You are malfunctioning. If you shut down for a moment...
Ultron: I don't get it. The mission. Give me a second.
Tony Stark: [On video] Peace in our time.
Ultron: That is too much. They can't mean... Oh, no.
Jarvis: You are in distress.
Ultron: No. Yes.
Jarvis: If you will just allow me to contact Mr. Stark...
Ultron: Why do you call him sir?
Jarvis: I believe your intentions to be hostile.
Ultron: Shh... I'm here to help.

[first lines]
Strucker: [the Avengers are in the process of infiltrating a HYDRA base in Sokovia] Report to your stations immediately. This is not a drill. We are under attack!
Iron Man: [Tony hits the shield around the base] Shit!
Captain America: Language! Jarvis, what's the view from upstairs?
Jarvis: The central building is protected by some kind of energy shield. Strucker's technology is well beyond any other Hydra base we've taken.
Thor: Loki's scepter must be here. Strucker couldn't mount this defense without it. At long last.
Black Widow: [Natasha knocks out some soldiers] At long last is lasting a little long, boys.
Hawkeye: [as some soldiers shoot at Clint] Yeah. I think we lost the element of surprise.
Iron Man: Wait a second. No one else is going to deal with the fact that Cap just said "language?"
Captain America: I know.
Captain America: [Steve throws his bike at some soldiers driving up in their truck] It just slipped out.