Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Cobie Smulders: Maria Hill

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• Maria Hill : All set up boss.

  Tony Stark : Actually he's the boss.

  [points to Captain America] 

  Tony Stark : I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.

• Maria Hill : File says they volunteered for Strucker's experiments. It's nuts.

  Steve Rogers : Right. What kind of monster would let a German scientist experiment on them in order to protect their country?

  Maria Hill : We're not at war, Captain.

  Steve Rogers : They are.

• Maria Hill : [about the Maximoffs]  He's got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. Her thing is neuroelectric interfacing, telekinesis, mental manipulation.

  [Cap gives her a blank look] 

  Maria Hill : He's fast, she's weird.

• Maria Hill : Well, the news is loving you. Nobody else is.

• James Rhodes : [to Stark]  So, no Pepper? She's not coming?

  Tony Stark : No.

  Maria Hill : [to Thor]  What about Jane? Where are the ladies. gentlemen?

  Tony Stark : Oh, Ms. Potts has a company to run.

  Thor : Yes, I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work on the Convergence has made her the world's most foremost astronomer.

  Tony Stark : And the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It's pretty exciting.

  Thor : There's even talk of Jane getting a, um,

  [pause] 

  Thor : Nobel Prize.

  Maria Hill : Yeah, they must be pretty busy, because they'd hate missing you guys get together.

  [coughs] 

  Maria Hill : Testosterone!

  James Rhodes : Oh, my goodness.

  Maria Hill : Excuse me.

  Thor : Want a lozenge?

  Maria Hill : Mm-hmm.

  [Hill and Rhodey walk away, Stark and Thor both grin] 

  Thor : [to Tony]  Jane's better.

• Tony Stark : All deference to the Man Who Wouldn't Be King, but it's rigged.

  Clint Barton : You bet your ass!

  Maria Hill : Steve, he said a bad language word!

  Steve Rogers : [to Tony]  Did you tell everyone about that?

• Steve Rogers : The next wave's gonna hit any minute. What have you got, Stark?

  Tony Stark : Well, nothing great. Maybe a way to blow up the city. That'll keep it from impacting the surface if you guys can get clear.

  Steve Rogers : I asked for a solution, not an escape plan.

  Tony Stark : Impact radius is getting bigger every second. We're going to have to make a choice.

  Natasha Romanoff : Cap, these people are going nowhere. If Stark finds a way to blow this rock...

  Steve Rogers : Not 'til everyone's safe.

  Natasha Romanoff : Everyone up here versus everyone down there? There's no math there.

  Steve Rogers : I'm not leaving this rock with one civilian on it.

  Natasha Romanoff : I didn't say we should leave.

  Natasha Romanoff : [Steve turns to look at her]  There's worse ways to go. Where else am I gonna get a view like this?

  Nick Fury : [Cap and Natasha hear Fury's voice]  Glad you like the view, Romanoff. It's about to get better.

  Nick Fury : [Helicarrier shows up]  Nice, right? I pulled her out of mothballs with a couple of old friends. She's dusty, but she'll do.

  Steve Rogers : Fury, you son of a bitch.

  Nick Fury : Oooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

  Maria Hill : Altitude is eighteen thousand and climbing.

  Specialist Cameron Klein : Lifeboats secure to deploy. Disengage in three, two... take 'em out.

  Pietro Maximoff : [They watch the lifeboats fly in towards Sokovia]  This is SHIELD?

  Steve Rogers : This is what SHIELD's supposed to be.

  Pietro Maximoff : This is not so bad.

  Steve Rogers : Let's load 'em up.