Bek: It's fine. I'll do it.
Thoth: I thought you were a stray baboon.
Bek: I told you I'd be the one to face the Sphinx.
Thoth: Your chance of failure is overwhelming.
Bek: I'm sure. But before it kills me, I'm going to tell it that I asked the God of Wisdom to come but he was afraid he'd get the answer wrong.
Thoth: This is the cleverest strategy you could devise? Playing on my ego? How vain do you think I am?
[everyone looks around at the room filled with duplicates of Thoth]
Thoth: Yes, well... Fine. Fine! Let's go.
Ra: [to Horus] I do not approve of Set's rule. But I doubt yours would be much better.
Hathor: [gives her bracelet to Bek] I'm the goddess of love! If I don't do this, I am nothing!
Set: [to Ra] I will take your place. But it won't be sitting on some damn boat!
Thoth: [his duplicates surround Horus] I outnumber you!
Set: [to Hathor] I tore the wings off my wife. Imagine what I'll do to YOU...
Set: I don't want to die, I want to live! I want to live down on earth, amongst the lands I have conquered!
Set: You're not fit to be king... it's my turn now.
[tears out Horus's eyes]
Hathor: I am the goddess of too much
[Horus is hanging from the tower, with Bek holding onto him]
Horus: I'm sorry for everything I've done to you! I'm sorry I brought you to this fate! And I'm especially sorry, for this...
[loses his grip, and the two fall]
Urshu: No one has ever so honored the great God Ra. He will pass over it's peak and marvel at the tribute you have built in his name.
Set: Is that it?
Urshu: I'm sorry?
Set: Well, can you make it any taller?
Set: Yes, it's a simple question.
Urshu: Well, that might be difficult, um, now, I mean...
Set: Relax, Urshu, I'm joking.
Urshu: hah, hah, hah, hahaha.
Ra: [to Set] If your tower were any higher, it would get in my way.
Sphinx: [when the answer his riddle is given] Oh, bother...
Set: [meets Osiris at his party] It took me four days to get here - three to come out of the desert, and one to come through this crowd!
Set: Soon I will rule over all of the world...
Set: COME, DEMON!