Foreign Affairs

With a pair of worthless scripts by Fistopher Nolan, and casting two unattractive actresses, this "Pure Taboo" release is a total washout. The content isn't even taboo.

With her moth-like eyelashes and big fake iips that make her look like Jerry Mahoney, Paul Winchell's famous ventriloquist dummy of old, Aila Donovan is quite a turnoff in the title scene. She's a stewardess who stops in a cafe and pesters a complete stranger Jay Smooth relentlessly.

I couldn't believe that he'd put up with her prying questions and boring repartee, until she suddenly seduces him and they go to his home to f*ck. It's the same crummy set used in dozens of Adult Time shoots, with even the same black and white paintings on the wall behind a couch that is always ready for f*cking on.

When Aila is through with him, we have a mean-spirited and pointless ending to this awful segment.

Supporting program is titled "The Uncomfortable Truth", hardly up to Al Gore's standards. It has nosy Ryan McLane searching on his laptop and discovering that his business partner's daughter had her profile displayed on an escort service website.

Ryan visits the man's house to bring this to his attention, but only the daughter, multi-tattooed teen Lydia Black, is home, so he ends up lecturing her on the error of her ways. Black, a gonzo performer whose acting ability is nil, listens patiently to his tirade and then sets him straight.

She finks on her dad, his partner, pointing how he had cheated Ryan by staging a fake burglary at a company they co-owned, cheating him. Ryan is miffed of course, and she suggests what better way to get back at her dad (whom she hates) than to have sex with his daughter. Ryan immediately obliges, and the dumb ending of this scene only magnifies its overall lack of any credibility.

Two clunkers on a DVD, containing barely an hour of content.