Isn't It Romantic (2019)

Rebel Wilson: Natalie

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Quotes 

• Blake : You are beguiling.

  Natalie : Did you just learn that word, cause you tend to say it a lot.

  Blake : If you want me to stop saying it, I will. But you're gonna have to stop being so damn beguiling!

• Whitney : Tough, but fair.

  Natalie : Just like my leg hair.

• Natalie : There's always some main chick, and she's super clumsy. And she's always like

  [pretends to trip] 

  Natalie : Whoops! And everyone goes, 'She's so charming!' No! In real life, people would think she had muscular dystrophy.

• Natalie : Someone's really cleaned up the street. Wedding dresses... those weren't there before. And who put these flowers everywhere?

  [sneezes] 

  Blake : Ooh! Bless you!

  Natalie : [sneezes] 

  Blake : Oh! Doubles! Double blessings.

  Natalie : [sneezes] 

  Blake : Ooh! Three times! That's lucky!

  Natalie : Ugh. I'm allergic.

• [writing numbers on individual flower pedals] 

  Blake : If you need anything, anything at all, don't hesitate to give me a call on my cellular telephone device. Here ya go. That's my number!

  Natalie : That's very charming. But you do realize there's like... 3.6 million permutations of how this can go together?

  Blake : But there's only one you, so...

  Natalie : Right... that doesn't really make sense.

  Blake : Neither does the way I'm feeling about you right now.

  Natalie : Uh right, that still doesn't change the math though. Just to be clear, I cannot call you.

  Blake : Are you feeling what I'm feeling?

  Natalie : NO!

• Josh : Is that woman choking?

  Natalie : No, she's just being dramatic. I choke all the time.

• Blake : You wanna maybe take a stroll?

  Natalie : That's funny. My Fit Bit sometimes vibrates and says, "Wanna stroll?" But when you say it, I don't wanna smash you.

• Josh : So, I know you hate it, but it is...

  [singing] 

  Josh : Karaoke Night, Tonight.

  Natalie : When?

  Josh : Tonight.

  Natalie : Ah.

  Josh : Would you like to come?

  Natalie : Or we could do something less embarrassing like trampoline nude in public.

• Josh : You know what's funny?

  Natalie : That all those rich ladies have crabs?

• Josh : I ran up to her, gave her the Heimlich, and then she gave me her heart.

  [crowd awws] 

  Natalie : That's gross.

• Natalie : Where am I?

  Hot Doctor (Todd) : You're in the emergency room.

  Natalie : This isn't an emergency room. This is a Williams-Sonoma.

• Natalie : That's our new client?

  Whitney : Why is he so beautiful?

  Natalie : He's, like, CW hot. I just suddenly got the urge to catcall. Like... I don't whistle but I just, like, wanna...

  [blowing] 

  Natalie , Whitney : [both whistling] 

  Josh : [shielding nipples]  Guys, please don't objectify the men in this office. Okay, I won't stand for it.

• Natalie : Okay, what's your favorite ice cream flavor of all time?

  Blake : Hm.

  Natalie : It's a big one.

  Blake : Ah, I'll tell you...

  Natalie : Mmm?

  Blake : But you have to promise you won't make fun of me.

  Natalie : Okay.

  Blake : Butter pecan.

  Natalie : What? Who likes butter pecan? What's wrong with you?

  Blake : That's what I thought would happen.

  Natalie : You're like an eighty-year-old grandpa. Okay, what's your second favorite ice cream flavor?

  Blake : Rum raisin.

  Natalie : No! That's even worse!

• Natalie : You must think I'm...

  Cute Guy : Adorable.

  [Natalie yelps and runs away] 

• Whitney : You know, she's just, uh, she hates happy endings.

  Natalie : Because it's not the end. They stop it there because what happens next is, like, really shit, and nobody will wanna see that.

• [repeated line] 

  Natalie : So dumb!

• Whitney : Have you seen that movie? It's literally a masterpiece.

  Natalie : Masterpiece of shit!

• Donny : Oh, my God! Pop a Tic Tac and move it! You've gotta get to work to get crackin' on that big presentation!

  Natalie : What presentation?

  Donny : Um, I don't know. The big presentation. Which is what my boyfriend calls me in the sack, PS. Okay, booch, change out of whatever this is. I'm gonna drop you off at the office on the way to my no plans whatsoever!

• Natalie : Oh, and don't even get me started about the cliche gay best friend whose sole purpose in the story is just to help the main hot chick. And, like, does he have a job? Like, what's going on in his life? Who cares?

• Natalie : Is this how you normally get to work?

  Donny : Um, if I had a job, yeah.

  Natalie : ...Are you gonna get a job?

• Natalie : You had me at hello-copter

• Josh : Hey, it's okay. You're a lot of things, but you are not crazy. So...

  Natalie : So you see it, too? Aw. Okay, thank god. I think we should get out of here before they bite us or impregnate us, or...

  Josh : Yeah, let's get you some air. No one is gonna impregnate us. Come on.