The Ridiculous 6 (2015)

Vanilla Ice: Mark Twain

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• Grant : Gentlemen, the buy-in is $15,000

  Mark Twain : 15 large. Are you sure General Custard can swing that?

  General George Custer : It's Custer, not "Custard." There is no "D." I'm not a dessert.

  Mark Twain : Boom, I just dropped some satire on your ass, General!

  General George Custer : You got me!

• Wyatt Earp : What's shakin' Twain?

  Mark Twain : Hey, I'm good on anything. Just like gravy, baby. Good to see you my man.

  Wyatt Earp : You too, man.

  Wyatt Earp : Hey, I finally read Prince and the Pauper.

  Mark Twain : Oh, is that right?

  Wyatt Earp : Didn't get it.

  Mark Twain : For reals?

  Wyatt Earp : Satire! Boom! I got ya!