The Ridiculous 6 (2015)

Taylor Lautner: Lil Pete

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Quotes 

• Lil' Pete : Hey, friend. Need any help getting her out?

  Ramon : She's not really stuck, amigo. She's just a diversion.

  Lil' Pete : She's a virgin? I'm a virgin, too... unless you count cantaloupes.

  Ramon : I believe that, but she's a diversion to keep the banker busy so that my brother has time to rob the bank.

  Lil' Pete : You're robbing the bank? Gall dang!

• Tommy aka White Knife : Any of you handsome brothers ready to go steal a big hunk of gold?

  Chico : I'm ready.

  Ramon : I'm hungry.

  Danny : I'm drunk.

  Lil' Pete : And I'm Lil Pete.

  Herm : [unintelligible] 

  Tommy aka White Knife : Let's get that nugget then...

• [last lines] 

  Lil' Pete : Dear Mama, so much has changed since my last letter. I scarcely know where to begin. First off, it turns out our daddy is a bad, bad man, and he got thrown in jail. But it's okay, 'cause Screaming Eagle, the Indian chief who raised Tommy, said he'd be all our dads, too. I really like it here in this village. Our new brothers and sisters love to have fun and have been so nice to all of us.

  Screaming Eagle : These white guys cannot dance!

  Lil' Pete : Danny don't drink whiskey no more. And Ramon and Herm are trying to learn Indian ways. Oh, and big news. I finally have a girlfriend, and she's much prettier than a canty-loupe.

  Tommy aka White Knife : [to Lil Pete & Beaver Breath]  Come on you two, you're missing all the fun!

  Lil' Pete : Anyways, Mama, thanks for raising me. Your loving son, Lil Pete, proud member of the Ridiculous 6.

• Lil' Pete : Oh Pa, I have a question for you.

  Frank Stockburn : Yeah.

  Lil' Pete : Where do babies come from?

  Frank Stockburn : Well, son, the mom just poops 'em out.

  Lil' Pete : [laughed]  I knewed it! I knewed it, Dad!