L.T. is perhaps the industry's leading Lex Steele wannabe, copying his routine and directing crummy self-serving videos like this one with apparent carte blanche (except for budgets) from Elegant Angel. This third edition lacks the starry cast of femmes from the previous ones, but the lesser known talent save L.T.'s bacon with sexy performances.
Emphasis is on anal sex, literally running it into the ground, but oddly enough when the show's star Priya Rai finally gets down with L.T. in the final segment of the 3-hour marathon, she is the only gal not to let him in the backdoor. Go figure.
Format is stupid, with Priya Rai (like Nina Hartley and Raylene in the previous volumes) as L.T.'s publisher coming to his office with ideas for the story vignettes in the upcoming project -namely the DVD we're watching. Her ideas are visualized as the skits & XXX content on screen, with the wonderful Asian actress Lucky Starr as L.T.'s landlord seeking back rent, Dana Vespoli a tattooed "car mechanic/biker chick" he humps exclusively in the rear; Nikki Hunter and obscuro player Mahina Zaltana as two "plain clothes" cops harassing the guy, Alia Janine as the naturally huge-breasted principal servicing uppity teacher L.T., and finally a masturbating Priya (horny from all her erotic storytelling) getting down with L.T. on his office desk.
The improvised dialog is terrible (especially Alia's, who seems flustered and has trouble spitting out anything intelligible in her segment) and the production values beneath laughable. As an auteur, L.T. is thoroughly incompetent, with many examples that he even mocks in ad libs as if to deflect his low achievement level. To wit: Vespoli is met not in a garage (he notes this fact) but in a loft cluttered with random junk and no attempt is made to establish her character as either mechanic or biker groupie; the classroom has no set decoration, with just a couple of desks, causing teacher L.T. to remark "where's the chalkboard?", and then Alia's office (where they hump) as school principal is completely bare, just a desk and blank walls.
The scene with Nikki & fellow cop barging into L.T.'s home to search has them suddenly killing time with a lesbian scene before the inevitable threesome, and it makes no sense even on the level of a burlesque routine.
L.T. didn't try at all, just smugly walking through this junk in order to f*ck six women and deliver five money shots to the kisser. I love Priya and her exuberance, the reason I kept watching.
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