Clint
Wade
Lucy
Tracy
Doug
Rebekkah
Vice Principal Simms
Rick
Patriot
Dink
Tamra
Shelly
Calvin
Mr. Hatachi
Charman
Sheriff Dave
Emily Dopkins
Lincoln
Mr. Pederson
Racer
Moon
Safety Helmet Boy
Patriot's Mom
Rhonda
Crying Mother
Miss Nash
Mrs. Gordon
Mr. Henderson
Mrs. Birk
Tricycle Girl
Cootie Kid
Cootie kid (uncredited)
Cootie Kid (uncredited)
Zombie Child (uncredited)
Cootie Student (uncredited)
Cootie Extra (uncredited)
Angela (uncredited)
Lipstick Girl (uncredited)