Rick
Abigail
Mia
Barry
Timmy
Ben
Garrett (as Will Daniels)
Mr. Jogger
Clerk
Mrs. Bowie
Wendall
Sgt. Parks
Mr. McNeebs
Waterballoon Girl
Kid (as Jay A. Harmon III)
Kid
Officer D. Sanchez (as Sebastian O'Malley)
YouTube Voice (voice)
Hand Model
Randy
Mitch (uncredited)