Hunter: W,W,V,D,D?

Lisa: What would Vin Diesel do?

Kayla: I'm tripping so hard. I just had a vision my dad was chugging beer through his asshole.

[From trailer]

Lisa: In times of crisis, parents are known to have super-human strength.

Mitchell: I can't even hug my daughter anymore without feeling her boobs.

Lisa: Let's cock-block those motherfuckers.

Hunter: Ooh, I love puzzles. I just saw Inferno.

Hunter: [reading their children's group chat] "Lit AF". That's not great.

Mitchell: No, it's... they're gonna get literature. African literature.