Open House Obscenity

Adult Time's new series "Modern-Day Sins" is a catch-all, providing short story porn of minimal interest. This pair of segments on DVD is categorized "Proud Pervs", an utterly meaningless designation.

Title scene is trite and pointless. It merely plays out that dumb cliche of a romantic couple choosing to have sex on a bed at a store, in this case the bedroom of a home they're touring as prospective buyers. BFD. April Olsen and wife Avery Black are apparently too horny to wait, while the realtor Helena Locke is distracted showing another customer Liv Revamped around the house. I expected some sort of twist, like Helena seducing Liv or perhaps the couple getting caught in the act, but nothing happens.

Other segment is titled "Stuck Up", about Alexis Tae treating a couple of girl pals, but a heated argument erupting when nerdy Madison Summers gets uptight about Tae making tons of money on-line as a borderline sex worker. Summers is both prudish and feminist, finding Tae's activities degrading, and resentful how her friend flaunts her newfound wealth.

Kimmy Kiimm defends Tae, and the lengthy verbal argument self-consciously concerns the porno point-of-view, basically what's wrong with a girl choosing to make money off of sex? Madison ultimately storms off in anger, leaving Kimm and Tae to hump each other -duh!

Summers as the irritating nerd is utterly convincing in the role, looking unattractive and I thought she was an actress doing a NonSex role. To my surprise, she is a young porn veteran, unrecognizable here and usually ultra-glamorous and sexy, not a lesbian performer per se but taking on huge dicks like those belonging to Anton Harden.