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  • This stupidly titled porn junker falls into a dubious category: a DVD where the 2-hour feature is outshone by the short (17-minute) BTS segment.

    Behind the Scenes we get to see a vivacious and bubbly Michelle Lay interview each of the young starlets from the 5 vignettes, herself undressed on the bed with them. During the actual feature she only appears for a few seconds as one of the NonSex daughter characters, serving instead as the project's production manager.

    Her banter with the set of newbies is priceless and satisfied by craving for some entertainment, as I'm a huge Michelle fan. But when it comes to the main event, NSG.

    The truly horrible gimmicks here consist of pairing jail-bait teen talent with very old porn actors, and skirting the incest theme by having them all the best friends who deign to hump their pals' aged and unappealing daddies. But as with a thousand more recent releases, incest remains the driving force, as these unrelated youngsters are fond of yelling "Oh, daddy!" while getting their orifices stretched.

    Michelle tells us that the old guy from Porn Central Casting for the opening segment starring Madison Scott was unable to perform (XXX content), so cameraman Jake Jacobs was tapped as a big-dicked substitute.

    Dick Nasty really looks like a shell of his old stud self, and Rod Fontana always has me skipping ahead to the next scene to avoid his ugly mug. A muscular oldie named "Justin Syder" failed to impress, and Reno is seriously miscast in a fatherly role.

    I don't hold this clunker against Michelle Lay, but it's certainly a low point in her career.