Private pacted with hack filmmaker Ettore Buchi for several features a few years back, and this is the best of a bad lot. Wiser heads at the 50- year-old porn label ended the relationship with him, thank God.
With a bit of femme voice-over narration the footage of anal-sex scenes is given a modicum of story about femme fairies living on an island who lure men to them to have sex with. IMDb synopsis states it's Mykonos but these Eastern European beauties are not the Greek Sirens of mythology but simply talented sex workers.
A tiny bit of English dialog delivered by the cast and a "Rooms to Let" sign by the door of a white-interior inn are about all we have to look at except the lovelies getting porked mainly in three-ways. Opening sex scene has a lady subjected to d.p.'s in more positions than I can ever recall in a porn film, as director Buchi runs the gimmick into the ground, but has the other femmes getting d.p.'d in their scenes too.
So what we have is an all-sex 2-hour time-killer from Private, lacking the intrigue and action of its ambitious productions of a decade or two earlier. I wonder if there are any fans of the label still extant, given how drastically the quality of their product has deteriorated in the 21st Century.
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